Sunday Funny!

I apologize in advance…


And thanks for all the likes on the French Dip post.  I have a dessert queued up for this week that it truly ridonkuous!  Stay tuned!


Doing Low Carb Wrong?

Offered without comment

Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused.

“Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”

Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the garden hose as a breathing apparatus.

Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.

Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.”

The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.


With Extra Crazy Sauce on the Side…

It is absolutely the right of these vegans to opt out of eating meat. (More meat for us!) Invading a private establishment to berate paying customers trying to enjoy a meal? Not so much…

I hate to be the bearer of unwelcome news, folks, but guess what’s good for cognitive function? MEAT and FAT.

Crazy sauce optional.

The good news for the patrons of that restaurant? They had nice juicy steaks with which to console themselves after their ordeal.